Yo, Ho Lyrics

A pirate walks into the bar
The bartender asks
What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
The pirate says
Arr! It's driving me nuts.

Now I've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain King.

I got the I patch
Tri hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you till you're limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like Run DMC it's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like arr arr
Flow sick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
I put that happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I'll play you like a GameBoy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop
I'm a motherfucking pirate!

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me

Yo ho
Ha-ha sorry bitch
I wasn't callin' your name
We be burnin' so hot
You can't even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats and spoiled brat?
No. wait, guess again
I'm a motherfuckin' pirate
I'm over you like I just dunk
Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean
And size is a thing
'Cause we ain't getting nowhere
With these fucking water wings
I used to be ballin'
Now I'm just straight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous bitches start hatin'
'Cause it's not them that we fuckin'
That game you claim you play
Is the motherfuckin game
That I'm runnin'

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me

Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.
FIRE!

Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me
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