Webster's Revenge Lyrics

Aw shit
Uh, uh
Yeah
Uh
I am not Simba, I am Mufasa
Roar so loud that it shakes the casa
Blowin more lines than Vinny Chase and Sasha Grey
A lot to say with penne a la vodka
Woof, woof
On my plate to eat it then I
Woof, woof
Spit like a bulimic
Raw bile on a track but you better believe it
Webby half robot call me General Grievous
Tryina be a millionaire, steppin to Regis
Killin competitors Ill leave ya skeleton deep six
Go too hard you can tell when the beat hits
I write a whole page while you pencil a prefix
Woof, woof
No jokin homie
Cough, I gotta quit smoking bogeys
Real hip hop, never quote the phonies
USDA checked what you wrotes baloney
Spaz on the track and show em what Ima do
Im a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes
Makin kissy faces at b*tches like Pepe Le Pew
Tryina get em from the bar to my f*ckin bedroom
Asshole rap Im a douchebag still
Drinkin like a pirate Bootstrap Bill
Brain f*cked up on these two fat pills
If I dont got em I know a dude that will
Im nice and I will never lose that skill
Spit truth you never head a dude that real
When I woof woof like a f*ckin dragon
Make love to a beat need a bunch of Magnums
Step to the rappin call it a stand off
These Frodo Baggins aint f*ckin with Gandalf
Pitbull rap, Ima bite your hand off
She was your girlfriend now she takin her pants off
Uh, uh, then I stuck it in her
So damn hard that shes f*ckin injured
Skin tone white like Im stuck in winter
Body covered in ink like I f*cked a printer
Ya better step go find a stairwell
Turbulence incoming hittin an air swell
Tell my haters farewell
Cause them beating me
Thats like seein Pauly D without hair gel
Stay up in the booth like Snooki when shes tanning
F*ck J Woww right here where Im standing
Guidos getting famous when Im on the grind and makin hits
I lift my shirt and show em what the situation is
Uh
Let me take it down a notch
For real
I think a blood vessel just popped
Uh
But Ima do it til my heart stops
Load a sniper rifle baby take your best shot
Rah
I spit cold as sub-zero
Im Hendrix, yall just playing Guitar Hero
Who else is givin you this many free tapes?
No one
Im on a roll like a Philly Cheese Steak, ha
Ease off the flow, its too dope
Every single quote is going right at your throat
Every single musical note that I wrote
Will have you bobbin your head until your neck broke
Im the most
Underrated dude up in the circuit
But Id rather be that than overrated final verdict
Cause Im nice
I say it all the time so I know you heard it
In my personal opinion, Im perfect
Ha
Now who f*ckin with Webby
Bubble in the answer if you wanna test me
Get buns every day of the week so lets see
All I gotta do is send em a poke on FB
Its me
Another animal up out the cage
Grapple a beat like I was Diamond Dallas Page
Hey! Connecticuts finally in play
So press the start button and watch me wreak may
Hem on any motherf*cker in my way
Just another Jabbawockie to slay
Mayday
I got a lyrical resume and it states
Uh shit, I forgot
Ive been high for days
I climb the stage
Jump out, crazy as hell
Rep New England like Tom Brady himself
Take a little Weird Al and some Shady as well
Get brains
You should see the way my cranium swells
Oh my god
Is he openly talkin about fellatio?
What, you think I came here to talk you f*ckin crazy ho?
Hit your knees open your mouth or we can take it slow
Meanin you should leave
Sorry babe thats just the way it go
Oh
Im really running out of breath
Im like 4 bars away from death
So Ill give you 2 more just to show you how dope I can rap
And since you prolly missed half the lines I said run it back
Ha
Like I said run it back
Uh, uh
Like I said run it back
Uh, uh
Like I said run it back
Rah!

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