One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Lyrics

September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badass mother G.I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah, now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die
Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass goodbye
You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry
Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV
Look who's telling who what to do
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Goodbye

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