Naked Jock Man Lyrics

Me and my friends kickin' in the household Tryin' to figure out thoughts start to unfold Nothing to do or see I can't understand Combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan Car alarm system too expensive to buy But not if you're gonna hire this guy With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand Cock in sock, it's the naked jock man Naked, Naked, Naked, Jock Naked, Naked, Naked, Man Tall dark man going to break into my car With Naked Jock Man he ain't gonna get far Car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up He jumps to the ground What the fuck's that? I can hear him scream in fright Naked Jock Man just ruined his night You can run, you can hide, just turn yourself in Cause he'll get you in the end He's the Naked Jock Man And he's after Dan Naked Jock Man R-Y-A-N Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man Sally Jesse Raphael and David Letterman Want the jock man to show his face He's the next bitch on Melrose Place Naked Jock Man was just a big joke Now you'll see his ass on all the talk shows The people want to know They're willing to die Who the fuck is that guy?

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