Fool Lyrics

I tried to park my car but I crashed it
I tried to ride a bike but I thrashed it
Whatever I do I seem to fail bad
For heavens sake now keep your distance Or you might
Just hurt yourself

I open a door And break the handle
I eat a candybar and find out it's a candle
Zero right in lottery That's just bad luck (but)
Whatever I do
I just manage to fuck it up And I might just hurt
Myself
Im a walking destruction A living contraction
Still Im trying to live my life But still like a
Bulldozer
When Im getting closer Everything just seems, fuck up
I do
Boo hoo hoo

I touched a flower Of course it died
Cheered up a sick dude and he flat lined
Supported my home team and they did lost
For heavens sake now keep your distance at any cost or
You might just hurt yourself

Im a walking destruction A living contraction
Still Im trying to live my life But still like a
Bulldozer
When Im getting closer Everything just seems, fuck up
I do

I hope they dont use me and send me
As a weapon of mass destruction Cause I manage to fuck
Up more
Than George, W Bush yeayeayea
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