Flagpole Sitta (Parody) Lyrics

I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
i couldn't get any Queerer
even if i tried
I'm a famous rock and roller
look at me hey, i'm on M-T-V
i look like Drew Carey
and i'm big and fat
(but fat is where it's at)
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
and i can't stop eating
all i do is watch tv
put me in the hospital for nerves
and hyper obesity
i'm 5'6 four hundred three
i could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i wanna publish cd's
and be on mtv
i wanna write good songs
i can't but im tryin'
i'm not as good as sublime
without my glasses im blind
i'm so damn blind
i'm so damn blind
harvey danger, harvey danger
now we're a big one hit wonder
did you ever wonder
what we'll do after this song?
hear the songs on my record
i swear to God that we won't be touring
cause they're so damn boring
the agony of my clogged veins are killing me
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat


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