All Jacked Up Lyrics

Heyahhhhhhhhh

Five thirty PM rolls around, theres a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears
The next thing you know the bar tenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stoned man
All I really know is that I should be going, but Im soaking up the moment

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Dont believe Ive ever had this much.
One thing Ive learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when youre all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine oclock, what the hell I'll have one more shot.
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar, guess I mighta musta gone a little too far.
Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue, 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth, guess I had it coming I deserved it too

'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up,
Dont believe Ive ever had this much.
One thing Ive learned when you get tore up
Dont start no stuff when youre all jacked up!

Dont have to go home but you cant stay here,
Thats what they said when I got my last beer.
Oh my God, its 2 oclock, I cant find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow got me in though!(lol)
Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good show

All jacked up, all jacked up
Dont believe Ive ever had this much.
One thing Ive learned when you get tore up
Dont drive your truck when youre all jacked up

Jacked up
(all jacked up, all jacked up)
woooooooooow

One thing Ive learned when you get tore up
Dont start no stuff when youre all jacked up.

One thing Ive learned when you get tore up
Dont drive your car
Dont start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldnt even tell anybody where you are
When youre all jacked up

All Jacked up
All Jacked up
All Jacked up

Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh


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